Authored by BlueAngel on
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
This little bit was evidently found by a Willie Janik and put on the Internet by him to his friends and forwarded on by other friends to their friends,etc. So now you are blessed with this rendition without pictures--I haven't learned how to insert the pictures yet. At any rate I hope that you enjoy it.
This also reminds me of another rambling mind that I reprinted somewhat earlier from another Internet source that starts out essentially the same but does add some other reminders of the so-called golden age events.
It, also, kinda reminds me of the Ramblings and Observations of a Retired RN. Just thought you all might enjoy another type of a Rambling Mind
Ramblings of a Retired Mind -
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'.
I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust."
I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?"
Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do -- write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
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